In the Wheelroom of the Iowa Memorial Union, two young male college students were walking out. Says one to the other: “I am so done with, like, having lots of friends.” Yeah, those damn friends. They can really drag a person down, what with always wanting to hang out and caring about how you’re doing and all.
The funny thing is that, to look at him, you wouldn’t have thought having too many friends was really this guy’s problem. Live and learn.